because it was stuck on the chickens foot!
What does a baby computer calls its dad?
Data!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
What do you call a fake noodle?
A imPASTA!
Why do skeletons not fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts!
What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing it just waved!
How do you make a goldfish age?
You take out the "g".
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hey, honey!
Why was the man running around his bed?
He was trying to catch up on his sleep!
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